Are There Ties In Heaven?

If there is one thing I despise, it's wearing a necktie.

Now women,where you may have to deal with high heels, we men who have been in business have to deal with the ever-constraining necktie. The piece of clothing intended to make the white shirt look color coordinated and ornamental rather serves as an impractical way of strangling it's victim.

What is intended to make the man more presentable, rather serves to strangle him until he can bearly squeak out any words. I believe that some wife who was sick of her husband telling her she needed to change invented this 'necktie' to make it harder for him to speak much less breathe.

Then some other creative woman must have created the novelty tie. This gave society the excuse to buy a man a tie for almost every occasion. What imbicile wants to be strangled every day of his life. And the woman who created this stupid contraption comments "how nice you look all dressed up." Yeah, I know...it's a conspiracy, that's what it is.

They have sports ties, cartoon character ties, university team ties, and ,yes even, super hero ties. But that doesn't fool me. Businesses require them, interviews demand them and salesmen ...well....it's a conspiracy..that's what it is.

Are there ties in heaven?
for eternity?

If so, it better be the women who have to wear them!